What's a tuna's favorite game?
Go fish.
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?