Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What building always gets stains on it?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?