What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are winter days great?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?