Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why do cows go to New York?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?