Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is the coolest country?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the bee sad?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?