Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Can February March?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do books sleep?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are skunks always so depressed?