Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the politest month?
How did the tree get lost?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
When does a horse talk?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?