Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?