What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?