What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?