What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?