Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?