Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do chickens leave the highway?