Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the pen say to the pencil?