What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why is the piano so hard to open?