What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's the noisiest food?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?