When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?