Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What country has the most fish?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are maps such great therapists?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do rhinos charge?