What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the whale cross the road?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of bird can write?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call an old snowman?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?