What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What are you studying in math?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?