Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?