Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of bird can write?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?