Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How did the toad die?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the rug say to the floor?