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He has a green thumb.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the cat so small?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a mouse's favorite game?