What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?