What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
I like telling Dad jokes.