Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Istan-bull.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you get a country girl to like you?