How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
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What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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