What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?