What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?