On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?