Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do baseball players love bowling?