Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the cat so small?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the mime upset?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How can you make 7 even?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?