What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?