Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?