What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?