What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
Which elf is the best singer?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What game do cows play at parties?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?