What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?