Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?