Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?