Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?