Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why is winter considered holy?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a bee's favorite novel?