How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What day is your mom always right?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?