Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What car can't keep a secret?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?