What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
How does the sun listen to music?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where would you find an elephant?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?