Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the salad say to its dad?