Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which dogs love to study science?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?