What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?