What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?