Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which family member has tusks?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?